NEW DRUGS
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented
towards improving the performance of men in today’s society..

DIRECTRA – a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips
caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost,
compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.

PROJECTRA – Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to
actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

CHILDAGRA – Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming urge to
perform more child-care tasks – especially cleaning up spills and “little”
accidents.

COMPLIMENTRA – In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men
administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle.

* Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

BUYAGRA – Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to
buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after taking this drug for only two
days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than
your favorite store’s return limit.

NEGA-VIAGRA – Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently
undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.

NEGA-SPORTAGRA – This drug had the strange effect of making men want to
turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.

FLATULAGRA – This complex drug converts men’s noxious intestinal gases
back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.

FLYAGRA – This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with
O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.

PRYAGRA – About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group
an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note:
Apparent overdose turned three test subjects into “special prosecutors.”

LIAGRA – This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked about
their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Presidential
Strength versions

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